Hey Mom! Look what I found on top of the shed!
What's he doing up there? Who knows. Why does Wilbur do any of the things that he does? Luckily, I alerted Mom to his whereabouts so she could bribe him to come down and go back in the house. Wilbur has been being a bigger escape artist lately than Steve and I ever dreamed of being.
PS. Mom says to ignore the crazy way Dad "dog proofed" the little gate between the shed and the house to keep Steve and I from going back there and getting all muddy. He's working on a more permanent fix.