I guess I should finally post my memoir. Steve was much more on the ball than me. So here goes. (See Steve's post for the rules.)
I'm going to take a page from Khyra's book and start all the words describing me with a "k", whether that's the dictionary way to spell them or not.
1. Kranky (Only sometimes!)
I think everypup has been tagged, but if you haven't, GO FOR IT!