So this is what these sharp things are for!

by Valerie Barker


Last night, I was being annoyed by those furry beasts and I decided to try something out. I deployed my claws and slapped the beasts across their faces. Can you believe that they stopped?!? I didn't know these claws were good for anything besides scratching Mom. But they are good for puppy defense. So after I gave them a good slap, I went and laid in my blanket box and dangled my paw over the side just daring them to come try something. They stayed away, which I found somewhat disappointing. I do kind of like messing with them. Playing chase is fun and then slapping them around is also fun. So I was kind of annoyed when they started ignoring me.


Here are some pictures of me in a showdown with Steve.

Wilbur