I'm the boss of these dogs

by Valerie Barker


I have learned how to show the puppies who's the boss. I have started sleeping on all of their stuff. No one does sleeping better than me, so I am doing really well. I sleep on their crate and on their bed. Sometimes when I don't feel like sleeping, I just stand outside the door of their crate so they can see that I don't have to be locked up, so that must mean that Mom loves me more. It's all about mind control with these beasts. By sleeping on top of their crate, I am showing them that I have on top of them in the Pet Hierarchy of the house. It's great.

Wilbur