Caught!

by Valerie Barker


Filed by Katherine Olivia, reporter

Huge developments are underway on the case of the missing cookies. Once Sitka and Cornelia Marie heard about the way the media was smearing their good name, the Georgia duo set out to clear themselves of all allegations. After some detective work that would put any TV crime drama to shame, Sitka and Cornelia Marie have nabbed two Georgia squirrels, armed with costumes.
The squirrels were dressing up as Sitka and Cornelia Marie and posing to steal Happy Hearts cookies. Also found in the squirrels' possession were costumes the squirrels used to dress as FedEx workers, allowing them access into the FedEx facilities and giving the squirrels free reign to reroute packages.

Sitka and Cornelia Marie have received the assurances of the squirrels that Steve's cookies will be delivered tomorrow. What is unknown at this time is whether there are more squirrels involved in this scheme or if the two lassoed by Sitka and Cornelia Marie are working alone. All Siberians and other canines are to be on high alert for increased squirrel activity in their area.