It's been a while since I posted about my Magic Poop Machine - a poop-to-gold converter. Things have hit a bit of a snag. I have successfully converted some poop to gold, but the gold just looks like pieces of poop. Wilbur laughs at me and says that no one will want to exchange treats for gold poop. I am still hoping to convert the poop into gold coins, not just solid gold poop. So anyone who wanted a machine for Christmas, stand by, I'm still working.
This picture is of me looking at my gold poop experiments. I'm a traveling pooper, so that's why there's poop in a line.