I know I am an important and valuable asset to the War on Humans, but things have finally gone too far. Someone has put a trace on me. I think it started after I bit my mom really bad on her leg and made blood run down the leg. Apparently one of the top humans has decided I'm too dangerous and that they need to be aware of my every move, lest I attack more humans.
Now I am being followed by this gray, striped, snake like creature. I have been trying to defeat it, but to no avail. I came particularly close last night while I was relaxing in my Kitty Condo. I could see the snake creature just standing outside the door of my condo. Even though the creature is my enemy, I will grant him the compliment that he is very fast. I attacked several times and each time the creature was able to avoid my claws.
As you can hear, the humans are well aware of my follower and find it amusing that I have yet to capture the creature. This is how I know they are behind this plan.
I will keep you posted on new developments.