I am very abused. Mom always says, "Oh Stevie boy, you're so soft and fluffy, come cuddle with me." As a matter of fact, I am very soft and fluffy, but I'm not certain that I care to do any cuddling. It doesn't matter though. Look what she does to me.
I mean, sure she usually scratches my tummy and neck, but really, this is too much.
Finally I escaped.
Really, I love my mom and I want to be close to her, but this is much more my style. Just give her the tail.