Mission From Turbo: FAILED

by Valerie Barker


Last week, Turbo gave me a mission. "And speaking of sports, please have the Oklahoma State Cowboys destroy the Kansas Jayhawks, please!"

I took Turbo's mission to heart. In fact, yesterday I personally went to Stillwater, Oklahoma, to spread good luck all over the Oklahoma State University campus. The day started out okay. We rode in the car to Stillwater and Mom gave us some peanut butter and treat stuffed kongs to entertain us along the way. We met up with our Missouri grandparents at a famous restaurant called Eskimo Joes. Since it was game day, Eskimo Joes was packed. The inside of the restaurant was so busy that they had a place outside where people could order food. So Mom ordered food and all the humans sat at tables outside and Steve and I got to lay down on the ground under the table. Mom was very proud of how well we behaved. Our Missouri Grandpa even shared some of his hamburger with Steve.
So things were going pretty well. After we ate, I told Mom that we needed to walk around campus so I could spread good luck. So off we went with Mom and Dad. I was feeling the good luck vibes all over the place. Everywhere we went were people dressed in OSU clothes telling us how we were the most pretty dogs ever. We got to the middle of campus and I just knew that OSU would win the big game since good luck was all over. That's when Steve ruined EVERYTHING! See, Steve isn't an OSU fan. He's a Texas A&M fan like Dad. So he waited until the perfect moment to sabotage my good luck plan. Right in the middle of campus, do you know what Steve did? He pooped! Steve said he was mad that the Missouri Tigers beat Texas A&M and so he couldn't help Turbo out since he thinks Turbo is a Missouri fan.

With that poop from Steve, everything was over. It was like his poop sucked the good luck out of the campus. After Steve pooped, we just saw Kansas Jayhawk fans telling us how gorgeous we were and that was just not good news for my Cowboys.

So I'm sorry Turbo, I did the best I could. Stupid Steve just had to go a ruin it.

Kat